Mr Atrocity is a largish furry omnivore most often found in an urban environment. Sightings confirm a preference for tweed and tea. He is easily lured into traps baited with a well placed cup of Assam and a slice of ginger cake. Hunters have exploited this weakness to the point where he is on the verge of extinction.
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I'm forced to swipe.
Ooh. That phrasing. Suggests a little regret, a little blushing doesn't it? Suggest away, I'm afraid there's none of either. None at all. Hm.
Second try: I'm swiping.
Oh good. Much better. :)
You're most welcome. Spread the "Smoke on the Water" love far and wide.
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