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Mr Atrocity is a largish furry omnivore most often found in an urban environment. Sightings confirm a preference for tweed and tea. He is easily lured into traps baited with a well placed cup of Assam and a slice of ginger cake. Hunters have exploited this weakness to the point where he is on the verge of extinction.